Homeowner sabotages neighbor’s TV setup, then pretends to fix it and ends years-long property dispute: 'From that day forward, he was the friendliest neighbor'

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  • "Created a problem to keep my annoying neighbor occupied and get some peace"

    In the early 90s, we bought a new house on a lot that was recently severed and sold from the neighbor's property. It was a latge corner lot, divided into two parcels. The back parcel was
  • originally intended as a second driveway to connect the side road to the neighbor's, but was mistakenly sold to us. Our neighbor, a known grumpy old guy, insisted that this back parcel was
  • his property and was never intended to be sold (he and his lawyer messed up). He would often stand there, right in front of our bedroom windows to kinda mark his property! Trying to have a reasonable conversation
  • with him was impossible. I repeatedly told him that I had the deed and that the property line wasn't going to change. His wife was rarely seen as she had limited mobility and spent most of her time watching TV
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  • connected to a C-band satellite dish. At the time, I was working in wireless and had access to test equipment. To find a way to keep the neighbor occupied and hopefully give us some peace, I decided to generate
  • interference that would jam his satellite signal. I set it up on a timer so their signal would cut out ten minutes before the hour and come back ten minutes after, meaning they would consistently miss the beginnings and ends of their TV programs.
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  • This definitely kept him busy trying to figure out what was wrong. He even called out technicians, but of course, the issue never occurred when they were there. I could often hear his frustrated outbursts,
  • and I imagine his wife was adding to the pressure. After a few weeks of this, I walked over to him while he was fiddling with the dish and casually mentioned that I worked in wireless and had some
  • knowledge of satellite communications and maybe I could have a look. He was immediately interested, so I climbed up the ladder, pretended to adjust something, gave. him some technical- sounding nonsense about
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  • what I had found, and then told him it was fixed. I then stopped the interference coming from my house. A few days later, he came over to thank me profusely, saying I had
  • fixed it when no one else could! From that day forward, he was the friendliest neighbor and never mentioned the contested piece of land again.
  • PomegranatePlus6526 That is totally hilarious. Great way to get him on your side, and some petty revenge. One of the maintenance guys. where I used to work did something similar. It was a
  • vocational high school with very large high bay labs. So it. was difficult to regulate the temperature at the beginning of warm and cold seasons. They had one teacher who complained constantly about the temperature. So my
  • buddy installed a pseudo thermostat in the lab for the teacher. That way whenever it felt cold they could adjust the temp up and vice versa for warm. Literally the teacher never complained again for the 10 plus years I worked there. He said he had found
  • the thermostat in a box back in storage one day, and thought what the h_I why not. So he attached it to the wall literally with no wiring or anything, but it "looked" real.
  • XR171 "I reset the QAM converter for asymmetrical beam forming. Should take care of it."
  • EdgeMiserable4381 I know an older guy whose realtor messed up. The buyer got a great deal but the old guy became very depr sed and felt cheated out of his savings. So I have very mixed feelings about this.
  • Xylorgos Well played, sir! Nobody was hurt and you both ended up being friendly, if not friends. Turned lemons into lemon meringue pie!
  • CoderJoe1 And now back to your regularly scheduled program
  • Agile-Entry-5603 Now that's problem solving! I wouldn't call that petty. His behavior was petty. Pettiness is childish. Congratulations!
  • dc_IV Somewhat "tangential" but back in the day when CB Radios were popular, some folks had "Linears" that were like 50 watt, in their car, and these
  • would mess up TV reception. I recall that once folks started getting 100 watt Linears then FCC started bringing in enough vans to "triangulate" and busted a few of the folks from what I remember. The
  • FCC took TV Interference complaints pretty seriously back then.

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